you were baited by Jun-kun. Well... at first I guess by watching HYD... but it didn't get me interested in Arashi much back then.anything over 49kg is "fat".

the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno.

you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi. well... lately it's Neener.... OF ARASHI XDyou save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.

only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. Well the true ones can pull of the stockings with grace 83

you’re envious of the Arashi FC members. they like all know Japanese fluently D:

you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. aren't you? ;.;

every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. DAMN RIGHT!!!

despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. lol so true XDthe first kanji you memorized is ?? - "arashi".

and then the kanji of all the members’ names.

when speaking japanese you only know "male" dominates words such as "omae" "umai" "kuse".

eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny. YES! XD

when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. JUN!!!no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.

you want a pet and his name is Momo.

you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD. Named four cats after ohmiya, jun, sho and aiba XD

The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.

the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.

Sho is unreachable.

you’ve bought a baby blue DS.

you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.

you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.

before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.

one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff. lol yes. xD

you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. actuallt I cried when it got full ;_;no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. New quest is to buy a new external hardrive! period!

you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. HELL YEAH!!!!

your friends can put names to faces. Come on! my 8 year old cousin can!!!

when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said "yes" and pictured one of the members. sad... but true :_;

you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like. WELL I LIKE LINKIN PARK TOO OHNO!!!

you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive. damn right...

vowed not to spend money on arashi.

(almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. BUT IT'S THE ARASHI IS ALIVE SPECIAL EDITION WITH A FREE CD!!! D8

there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… in my planner I hope I don't sound like a stalker... ;.;your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.

your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.

Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.

December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is "Aiba’s Birthday". YUPPERS!!!

when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST. If you don't... then there's no point ;_;

when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus. yeah... ._.

you’ve been jealous of animals. can you even guess why? >8Dyou read "asahi" as "arashi".

the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! HELL YEAH!!! srsly...

short guys is DEFINITELY okay. I've been told that short guys kiss better ;_;

guys with bad skin is okay too. well nobody's perfect!

guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too. I'm like FLABBERS so it's definitely an OK!

Arashi is the best group, ever. I SECOND THAT!

when someone says "captain" or "leader" ,the first person you think of is Ohno. who else? D: lol or Nino for calling him that XD

sometimes you hear "Nino" instead of "Nemo". lol too true XDtherefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.

Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. he can srsly make it in that aspect <3you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.

you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports. lol yup

sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids. THEY LOOK SMALL ENOUGH! XDyou start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.

you study japanese because of Arashi.

you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. a part of it yes XD

you start giggling to yourself after finding something "Japanese".

when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi. LOL I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE XDAiba is a prodigy.

Nino should be a professional song writer. HE IS OKAY!!!the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.

neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion. they are now lolwhen someone says "tension" you think "Aiba".

your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name. lol my mum likes Sho XDgotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.

have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them. YES!!!

when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. VERY

like to yell out "YEAH!" at the end of things. lol yes... XDlike to yell out "DO IT!" as your motivation.

fancams are heaven sent. THEY ARE INDEED <3

you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy. this cannot be anymore closer to the truth XD

you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom. wouldn't you?!

many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there. NEENER'S PEENER <3

you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.

you have gone down the list of "requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife" and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.

Guys who paint their nails are okay. AWW BB THAT'S FINE <3

Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you. can we share? ;_;

Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal. isn't it? ;.;You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.

You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi. lol surprisingly a lot within one day I became obsessed with them XD

The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s. YEAH!Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write "SK" on the cup and told them your name’s "Ohmiya". HO SHIT NO! BUT I'MMA TRY THAT NEXT TIME! XD

Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable. it makes them look moar HAWT <3

You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun. half of the dramas listed yes... and for the reason stated XD

Rabu Rabu rocks! HOW CAN ONE DISAGREE?!